package deal

I was looking at pictures of my newest partner in crime and realized we are really starting to look like each other. Except she's super model gorgeous.

I think I'm in love with her in as much as you can be in love with someone you don't want to have sex with. Though sometimes I think about kissing her.

There is severe jealousy amongst our mutual friends. It's not our fault their lives are too busy to come out and play with us.

Lately, we're a package deal. If you invite one of us, you invite both of us. Trips to Cancun included.