don't bite me

If you ever have the sublime chance of having sex with me, please do not bite me so hard you leave hickey like bruises all over my body including my nipples. I like a little pain, but don't bite my nipple so hard I think you might have bitten it off. Also, I do not like when my tongue is so sore after a makeout session because you were biting my tongue so hard. Seriously, dude. What the fuck? And I told him to stop and "not so hard" on several occassions.

Also, he had a very small penis and the bruising was not even worth the, I'm pretty sure, worst sex I have ever had.